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OFFICIAL CAUCUS PERSONNEL · 2026

★ PERSONNEL ARCHIVE ★

AUTHORIZED DOSSIERS

Compiled from Embassy records and the Nutcracker Caucus Annual Report. Select an operative to review the file.

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FILE 001 · COMMAND

PYOTR

HEAD OF THE NUTCRACKER CAUCUS

Founder of the Spycrackers and director of major operations. His escape from the decorations box after Christmas 2023 set in motion the alliances and traditions that became the Caucus.

Known for: Signature red robe · Fighting Red Robes head coach · Christmas countdown
Historic first: First nutcracker to appear on television
Auxiliary alias: Bob Redrobe

FILE 002 · TECHNICAL

PEWTER

CHIEF DRUMMER & COMPUTING EXPERT

The Embassy's technical hand and keeper of the record. Pewter assembled the official 2025 Annual Report and is trusted with preserving the Caucus's operational history.

Specialties: Computing · documentation · rhythm
2026 assignment: Evaluated technical possibilities aboard the Embassy's marine operations asset

FILE 003 · DIPLOMATIC

PEWCOKER

AMBASSADOR TO THE WORLD OF COKE

Diplomat, prizewinner and financier with an unusual combination of ceremonial polish and practical field instincts.

Specialties: World of Coke relations · finance
Field skill: Excellent survivalist techniques

FILE 004 · SEASONAL

NIKOLAI

AMBASSADOR FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER

Santa-themed countdown keeper and co-guardian of one of the Embassy's most important daily traditions.

Innovation: Developer of the Triple Beard
Standing duty: Performs the box-changing tradition with Pyotr

FILE 005 · DEFENSE

MIKHAIL

DEFENSE COORDINATOR

Responsible for security strategy and tactical readiness. When an operation requires preparation, surveillance or field support, Mikhail is already thinking ahead.

Operations: First Officer in King versus King · top agent versus Vikings
Equipment: Maintains the surveillance and first-aid field bag

FILE 006 · INTERNATIONAL

BORIS

INTERNATIONAL SUPER AGENT

Translator, regional specialist and veteran operative. Boris came to Hootland following a long stint in Knoxville and brings international experience to Embassy operations.

Specialties: Translation · regional intelligence
Prior station: Knoxville

FILE 007 · SWORDLAND

FARRAGUT

SWORDLAND SPECIALIST

The tallest member of the Caucus and an integral figure in multiple Swordland victories. His field presence is difficult to overlook.

Origin: Farragut, Tennessee
Distinguishing record: Hand-colored by Char while in a moving vehicle

FILE 008 · CULTURAL

COUNT CRUNCHULA

ROCK 'N' ROLL SPECIALIST

Count Crunchula Nuttingham is the Caucus's lead-guitar authority and performance specialist, bringing considerably more volume to covert operations.

Instrument: Lead guitar
Known affiliation: Mullethead
Joined Caucus: Christmas 2025

ARCHIVE NOTE

Personnel files remain active. New missions, honors, aliases and Embassy developments will be appended as they are cleared for release.

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