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SPYCRACKERS

THE WORLD IS OUR NUT.

Eight elite nutcrackers.
Covert operations. Questionable disguises.
Remarkable persistence.

Led by Pyotr.
Protected by tradition.
Fuelled by determination.

CAN'T WE JUST ROBE? — PYOTR
Pyotr, leader of the Spycrackers, wearing his red robe
COMMANDER-IN-NUT
◉ CURRENT TRANSMISSION Operation Court Jester: infiltration successful. VIEW ALL OPERATIONS →

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The eight real Spycrackers together

Eight nutcrackers. Eight personalities. One very unusual intelligence service.

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FIGHTING
RED ROBES

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Pyotr leads on and off the court. Teamwork. Strategy. Robes. Championship dreams.

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HATBAND

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The Spycrackers' cover identity. Loud music, suspiciously formal hats, no explanations.

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FROM THE
DESK OF PYOTR

PYOTR
FIELD MEMO

Thoughts on leadership, timing, patience, basketball—and why we're taking so long.

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All eight Spycrackers EIGHT NUTCRACKERS · ONE MISSION

RULE #1 OF SPYCRACKING:

TRUST NO ONE.

EXCEPT EACH OTHER.

EIGHT NUTCRACKERS. ONE MISSION. UNLIMITED NUTTINESS.

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