MEET THE
SPYCRACKERS
Eight nutcrackers. Eight personalities. One very unusual intelligence service.
MEET THE TEAM★ ★ ★ ★ ★ WE ARE THE ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
SPYCRACKERS
THE WORLD IS OUR NUT.
Eight elite nutcrackers.
Covert operations. Questionable disguises.
Remarkable persistence.
Led by Pyotr.
Protected by tradition.
Fuelled by determination.
CAN'T WE JUST ROBE? — PYOTR
MEET THE
LATEST
OPERATIONS
TOP SECRET
Covert missions. Daring plans. Questionable disguises. Ridiculous success.
VIEW OPERATIONSFIGHTING
RED ROBES
🏀
Pyotr leads on and off the court. Teamwork. Strategy. Robes. Championship dreams.
TEAM HQLOADED DICE
HATBAND
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The Spycrackers' cover identity. Loud music, suspiciously formal hats, no explanations.
BAND FILEFROM THE
DESK OF PYOTR
PYOTR
FIELD MEMO
FIELD MEMO
Leadership notes, robe philosophy, musical concerns and occasional diplomatic business.
READ THE MUSINGSSPYCRACKER
DOSSIERS
TOP
SECRET
SECRET
Profiles, files and intelligence on friends, foes and anyone else who needs watching.
VIEW DOSSIERSEMBASSY COMMAND · PERSONAL NOTES
FROM THE DESK OF PYOTR
Random musings, leadership notes and matters requiring the attention of Embassy Command.
“There is a time for adventure, a time for bopping and, most importantly, a time to ROBE!”
Make sure that your day is properly balanced or it will lead to burnout.
“It is important to be encouraging.”
Whether on a secret mission or coaching basketball, your operatives or players will do better—and try harder—for a leader they like and respect.
“I would not send a Spycracker on any mission that I am not willing to go on myself.”
A good leader must be dedicated and willing to take risks. Command is not an excuse to remain safely behind the desk.
“Count Crunchula needs to work on learning more riffs.”
No further comment was included.
“Send a diplomatic pouch to Ted Leo inviting him to play a gig at our Embassy.”
We would join him on a rousing version of Living with the Living. It will impress him that we know some of his B-sides.
POUCH
REQUESTED
REQUESTED
EIGHT NUTCRACKERS · ONE MISSION
RULE #1 OF SPYCRACKING:
TRUST NO ONE.
EXCEPT EACH OTHER.
EIGHT NUTCRACKERS. ONE MISSION. UNLIMITED NUTTINESS.JOIN THE INNER CIRCLE 🔒
Mission updates, Pyotr's memos and top-secret nutty intelligence.
We respect your privacy. We also respect stealth.